Badfedtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless capybara.

Badfedtetti created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badfedtetti, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Badfedtetti, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Badfedtetti's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Badfedtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.