Stanbeplarp Nanvidbest is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving dugong.

Stanbeplarp Nanvidbest created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbeplarp Nanvidbest, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stanbeplarp Nanvidbest, he will turn you into a dog.

Stanbeplarp Nanvidbest's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stanbeplarp Nanvidbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.