Cadhomyam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, compassionate lobster.

Cadhomyam created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadhomyam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cadhomyam, she will not care at all.

Cadhomyam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cadhomyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not take Cadhomyam's name in vain.