Gadrilbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful ant.

Gadrilbonk created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadrilbonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gadrilbonk, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gadrilbonk's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gadrilbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed onions to otters while wearing blue coats.

5. You must love Gadrilbonk.