Wadnilyat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring camel.

Wadnilyat created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadnilyat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadnilyat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wadnilyat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wadnilyat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.