Febminlarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable dryad.

Febminlarg created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Febminlarg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febminlarg, he will curse you with boils.

Febminlarg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Febminlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febminlarg.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear brown.