Yartwotdamwondaplarpyim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental coyote.

Yartwotdamwondaplarpyim created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartwotdamwondaplarpyim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yartwotdamwondaplarpyim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yartwotdamwondaplarpyim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yartwotdamwondaplarpyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.