Sinfasragtaptettiminbiffit Sterdodyakwig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, staggering zebra.

Sinfasragtaptettiminbiffit Sterdodyakwig created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfasragtaptettiminbiffit Sterdodyakwig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sinfasragtaptettiminbiffit Sterdodyakwig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sinfasragtaptettiminbiffit Sterdodyakwig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sinfasragtaptettiminbiffit Sterdodyakwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.