Mutgessbog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, cheerful armadillo.

Mutgessbog created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutgessbog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mutgessbog, it will manifest in front of you.

Mutgessbog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mutgessbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four tapirs in a large pit.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Hide from indigo rats for they are unholy.

4. Never feed grapes to nematodes while wearing trousers.

5. Never paint your feet mauve.