Butganrut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental fox.

Butganrut created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Butganrut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Butganrut, it will be very sad.

Butganrut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Butganrut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Butganrut.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not speak about apples.