Gammifpon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient bear.

Gammifpon created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Gammifpon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gammifpon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gammifpon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gammifpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. You must pray to Gammifpon eight times a day.