Yakrapquill Nulnakdob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental squirrel.

Yakrapquill Nulnakdob created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakrapquill Nulnakdob, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakrapquill Nulnakdob, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yakrapquill Nulnakdob's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yakrapquill Nulnakdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look after injured mites.