Bopgesscut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, happy bear.

Bopgesscut created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgesscut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bopgesscut, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bopgesscut's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bopgesscut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the east.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never chant in holy places.