Gubnellhap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, quiet shrew.

Gubnellhap created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubnellhap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gubnellhap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gubnellhap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gubnellhap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gubnellhap four times a day.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never wear red jumpers.