Bitratnil is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing eagle.

Bitratnil created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitratnil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bitratnil, she will turn you into a slug.

Bitratnil's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bitratnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.