Catligstip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless squid.

Catligstip created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Catligstip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Catligstip, she will turn you into a mole.

Catligstip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Catligstip's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Catligstip on top of all buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.