Gepflanbedlit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust jackal.

Gepflanbedlit created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepflanbedlit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepflanbedlit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gepflanbedlit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gepflanbedlit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gepflanbedlit.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look after injured pigs.