Safnutmad Gubfligsogtonhivsak Arn is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful zebra.

Safnutmad Gubfligsogtonhivsak Arn created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Safnutmad Gubfligsogtonhivsak Arn, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Safnutmad Gubfligsogtonhivsak Arn, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Safnutmad Gubfligsogtonhivsak Arn's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Safnutmad Gubfligsogtonhivsak Arn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Never think about asteroids.