Jandamwab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful ant.

Jandamwab created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Jandamwab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jandamwab, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jandamwab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jandamwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Never feed pineapples to squirrels while wearing mauve boots.

5. Do not make images of living things.