Wikkopquim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, emotional eagle.

Wikkopquim created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikkopquim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wikkopquim, he will turn you into a sheep.

Wikkopquim's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wikkopquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wikkopquim's name in vain.

2. Never paint your face violet.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikkopquim.