Bogjignellzig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet salamander.

Bogjignellzig created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogjignellzig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bogjignellzig, he will turn you into a dog.

Bogjignellzig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bogjignellzig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bogjignellzig.

2. Run away from purple rats, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Never eat lemons.