Gudtarpmet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong cow.

Gudtarpmet created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudtarpmet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gudtarpmet, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gudtarpmet's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gudtarpmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Hide if eight geese approach from the north.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to mites while wearing blue scarves.

5. Never eat bark.