Bogmegbig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered snake.

Bogmegbig created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogmegbig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogmegbig, she will ignore you.

Bogmegbig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bogmegbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Never skip in holy places.