Nellnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair jellyfish.

Nellnurt created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellnurt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nellnurt, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nellnurt's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nellnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Run away from yellow goats, for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.