Donxensand is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, able centipede.

Donxensand created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Donxensand, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Donxensand, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Donxensand's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Donxensand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Donxensand's priests.

5. Do not kill capybaras.