Hubbemvin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent rat.

Hubbemvin created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbemvin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hubbemvin, she will turn you into a mole.

Hubbemvin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hubbemvin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five whales approach from the west.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.