Bodbophog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fussy owl.

Bodbophog created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Bodbophog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bodbophog, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bodbophog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bodbophog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never feed lemons to geese while wearing rings.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Never go into white rooms.