Febhubhom is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring
gorilla.
Febhubhom created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Febhubhom, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Febhubhom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Febhubhom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Febhubhom's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry frogs.
2. Do not shave your arms.
3. Never write about special relativity.
4. You must never eat lemons.
5. Do not chop down trees.