Neljinjonwapyikbumgeplim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring bird.

Neljinjonwapyikbumgeplim created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neljinjonwapyikbumgeplim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Neljinjonwapyikbumgeplim, it will turn you into a frog.

Neljinjonwapyikbumgeplim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Neljinjonwapyikbumgeplim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Neljinjonwapyikbumgeplim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear white rings.