Yikfabsad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, kind wren.

Yikfabsad created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikfabsad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yikfabsad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yikfabsad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yikfabsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Run away from black mites, for they are unholy.