Stragvoglip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic sheep.

Stragvoglip created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragvoglip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stragvoglip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Stragvoglip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Stragvoglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always obey Stragvoglip's priests.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.