Pagnillgov is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate armadillo.

Pagnillgov created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagnillgov, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagnillgov, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Pagnillgov's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pagnillgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.