Kon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sage chinchilla.

Kon created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kon.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.