Wiksogfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous snail.

Wiksogfoss created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Wiksogfoss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wiksogfoss, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wiksogfoss' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wiksogfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silicon sculptures of Wiksogfoss on top of important buildings.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Never feed lentils to snakes while wearing gray skirts.