Kenjapdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient raven.

Kenjapdoss created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenjapdoss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenjapdoss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kenjapdoss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kenjapdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to aardvarks while wearing boots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.