Komzimlarnfit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving shark.

Komzimlarnfit created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Komzimlarnfit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Komzimlarnfit, he will torture you forever.

Komzimlarnfit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Komzimlarnfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Komzimlarnfit's name in vain.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the south.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.