Vidyogkadhitfudjarn Pidfudbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, weak mole.

Vidyogkadhitfudjarn Pidfudbaf created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vidyogkadhitfudjarn Pidfudbaf, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vidyogkadhitfudjarn Pidfudbaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vidyogkadhitfudjarn Pidfudbaf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vidyogkadhitfudjarn Pidfudbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Vidyogkadhitfudjarn Pidfudbaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to sharks while wearing yellow tights.