Jontendut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, confident deer.

Jontendut created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jontendut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jontendut, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Jontendut's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jontendut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help horses in need.