Sidguplin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish pig.

Sidguplin created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidguplin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sidguplin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sidguplin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sidguplin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidguplin.

5. Do not cook food in pots.