Omin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish walrus.

Omin created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Omin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Omin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Never feed strawberries to dogs while wearing black rings.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.