Veenren is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, deceitful duck.

Veenren created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenren, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Veenren, it will laugh at you.

Veenren's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Veenren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not dye your hair red.