Ragvedflig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonourable jaguar.

Ragvedflig created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvedflig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ragvedflig, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ragvedflig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ragvedflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.