Mantadjapjop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sage wolf.

Mantadjapjop created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Mantadjapjop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mantadjapjop, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mantadjapjop's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mantadjapjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Do not take Mantadjapjop's name in vain.

5. Never chant near shrews.