Cabflisdab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, proud aardvark.

Cabflisdab created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabflisdab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cabflisdab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cabflisdab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cabflisdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Cabflisdab loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the north.

5. Worship no other gods but Cabflisdab.