Mifripwod Wiggigsugcumflap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited tapir.

Mifripwod Wiggigsugcumflap created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifripwod Wiggigsugcumflap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifripwod Wiggigsugcumflap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mifripwod Wiggigsugcumflap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mifripwod Wiggigsugcumflap's Holy Commandments

1. Mifripwod Wiggigsugcumflap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mifripwod Wiggigsugcumflap on top of all buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.