Ripdubrul is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless whale.

Ripdubrul created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripdubrul, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ripdubrul, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Ripdubrul's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ripdubrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Never wear orange boots.

3. Do not keep four tortoises in a large pit.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat green fruit.