Applagget is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless manatee.

Applagget created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Applagget, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Applagget, she will throw large rocks at you.

Applagget's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Applagget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear white clothing.