Cudbigortsin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, almighty jaguar.

Cudbigortsin created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbigortsin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudbigortsin, she will turn you into a plant.

Cudbigortsin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cudbigortsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Cudbigortsin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Never sing in holy places.