Karbunnur is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, proud gerbil.

Karbunnur created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karbunnur, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Karbunnur, she will destroy your favourite star.

Karbunnur's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Karbunnur's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always obey Karbunnur's priests.