Betweehen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, happy wyvern.

Betweehen created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Betweehen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Betweehen, it will think nothing of it.

Betweehen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Betweehen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Never sing near squirrels.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Betweehen on top of important buildings.